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by Gareth (2 March 2004)

As Rudyard Kipling once said. Wow, another update. Another one from me.

Reason? Well, it seems the other two chaps are "temporarily employed" on other things. Hence me. Stop-gap Charlie. What can I say. I'm useful for something.

What's been going on? Well, it seems that I'm doing OK for myself. School's muddling along, life's muddling along and I'm resorting more and more to the demon that is alcohol. Monday night down the pub? Extreme I think. I need a girl.

Any suggestions, post them to the usual address.