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I love it sho much that I even losht my genitalia in an unfortunate 'triple inshane shtunt'. In case you're completely lost as to the subject of this, allow me to clarify: GT Ał is short for Grand Theft Auto Addicts Anonymous. I have accepted my problem and I am ready to come to terms with it.

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You see, I recently had five days off work which I was planning to use to put some serious work on most of the projects I'm currently involved in. You might have already guessed that it didn't go quite as I had hoped. I spent most of my free time playing GTA:VC. When I say free time, I mean that I would wake up in the middle of the night and go "Hmm, I'm playing GTA when I get up." Never mind the fact that I had already finished the game months ago and that I haven't attempted a mission since. I've essentially spent tens if not hundreds of hours over the past few months driving around in a game, running people over, and seeing what I could make the cops do.

I think the biggest element that drew me to this game is the fact that it is a very well-made simulator. Besides that, it has titties and you can drive cars in it. I don't know how I get anything else done to begin with. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got something that I want to try out on Washington Beach.