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by Gareth (24 February 2005)

What happened? Did I miss a meeting? GGC has grown out of all proportions since I last posted a logg here. And that ain't a bad thing.

Contrary to popular belief (and some unpopular belief spread by Messrs. Pstonie and Justas) I am not dead, nor am I molesting small felines. Nope, I'm just lurking. Lurking and waiting until I had something witty to say.


"GGC's next project - world domination"
When that failed, I came online and decided to give you a "Whaddup". And before you say it, yes, I know there's a "Whaddup" box, but I feel that I owe it to my legions of fans to talk to you here. I'm just that kind. Plus, this form of world domination needs more than a little mention in a little box.

Firstly, Justas appears to have coded half the internet under the GGC banner. Then there's the new layout here which is rather spiffy. It makes the new layout at BSN look a bit pale. But I fear not. With the help of a small Kodak camera and a lot of spare time, I now have enough photographs to send to the Monopolies Commision to stop all this nonsense.

That'll teach you to build hotels on Park Lane, you buggers.

Also, the flash animations that keep being pumped out leave me in awe. My flash skills are nonexistant. Many have said my English skills are too. "GGC's continued excellence in the field of ass kickery serves not only as a beacon of civilisation, but also as a darn good laugh" said The Times (London) last week. No, I'm lying. But that's what they should have said, and as you all know, The Times is owned by Rupert Murdoch anyway and he doesn't want GGC to compete with The Simpsons and Family Guy this Autumn.

I think that's all I have to say. Sounds like a good dose of brown nosing there. Perhaps now I can get Justas to code my site and get my place looking a bit more swanky. Just kidding J. I mean a LOT more swanky.