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What type of person are you?

by Pstonie (27 February 2005)

There are so many types of exciting people out there, even more if you count the many species of Erinaceus Europaeus. So in retrospect of February, here are just a few of the ones that stood out:

Happy Happy

You love Mondays best of all and you try to spread the love wherever and whenever possible. One of your hobbies is turning public lavatories into flower pots and you consider it your contribution to the public, among others. You excrete happiness and vomit daisies. Pink ones with chocolate centers.

Indecisive

You're not sure what type of person you are and cannot decide whether or not that troubles you. Your name is frequently Jeff. 'Spits or swallows' is the bane of your existence and you sometimes settle on 'gurgle'.

Formerly Henceforth

You believe that your greatest quality is your ability as a 'social adhesive'. This is actually a medical condition that involves you getting very sticky around other people. Your greatest export is oil shale. Population 2443.

Batshit In-fucking-sane

The only routine in your life is that you're crazy every day. Besides that, you try to alternate your patterns by only peeing your pants on every Tuesday the 16th. On some weekends you sobbingly confess that you really rather would like to be a cat while you rub chunky peanut butter in your ears. By day, you are a photocopier technician.