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by Pstonie (18 August 2005)

"And thus began the single most devastatingly violent and overly dramatic car chase of the new century. The sheer detail involved with the destruction of items such as mailboxes, hydrants, lampposts, fruit stands, babies, and especially several adult video stores was so mind-boggling and awe-inspiring that to simply be there at any point of the chase, let alone try to describe it with justice, would give the mightiest man explosive diarrhea followed by a quaint little seizure which would shortly result in a horrifyingly painful death."

Better late than never, the two collaborative stories following the original adventures of Fjoinky and Dougie have just been posted. No matter how uncool you are, you'll be able to access Fjoinky's Adventures in Space and Return to Vice right now. That's just the kind of guys we are.