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by Pstonie (11 October 2005)

I realised that the next GTA game should have a monkey as a protagonist, it came to me last night in a dream. As we all know: Guns don't kill people, people kill people and monkeys do too (if they've got a gun).

And obviously the next GTA game should take place in Japan. Tuner cars, those electronic signs everywhere, Japanese people. This would be the most awesome GTA game ever.