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Tropical Storm Beta leaked on the Internet ahead of schedule

by Justas (25 October 2005)

This just in: Tropical Storm Beta, officially scheduled to occur at an unknown date in the next coming weeks, has leaked into the BitTorrent networks.

Many meteorologists believe that this may affect the impact that the storm would have when it officially arrives, as many people will already have experienced it and probably won't even bother to evacuate their homes. Some even believe that it might significantly reduce the chances of the storm becoming a hurricane before it dissipates.

"This is outrageous! Internet piracy must be stopped at all costs, or else!", governor Jeff Poopdmahpantsch was quoted as saying.