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Update on Tropical Storm Beta

by Justas (29 October 2005)

Our sources indicate that Tropical Storm Beta has, despite its widespread premature exposition via the Internet, been upgraded to a Category One hurricane. People are still being evacuated from their homes, insinuating that not only might piracy not affect the impact of storms, it may even contribute to the ensuing panic via word-of-mouth.

"Nonsense!", said Philip Fingerbottom, a representative of a major anti-piracy group, "If this storm wouldn't have leaked, we'd be dealing with a Category Six by now!!"

"The hurricane season ends on 30 November. Any hurricanes after that will be charged a $50 fine," an important scientist said. Another one pointed out that this joke is getting old.