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Further extracts from Lord H.D. Tribbleworth's day journal

by Pstonie (1 November 2005)

If you are not familiar with his previous exploits, you can have a look and be stunned. See below for part two:

21 October: My manservant took to being ill once more and I was not at all thrilled to find we're out of cabbage. Subsequently, I was forced to make a journey to the greengrocer. I was attacked once more by my compulsion to buy a large amount of toothpaste and could not resist its minty freshness.

22 October: Smashingly indeed. My journey to town yesterday revealed an interesting new invention called the television. The unit I'd requested arrived today and I was thrilled at the program called HBO.

23 October: I was treated to the otherwise rare sight of breasts via the television. I feel it possible that they might occur once more and I shall not stop televisioning until they do.

25 October: I would not allow myself time away from what is called BBC World. There had been no breasts for 52 hours.

26 October: The news of another day of illness for Jeffrey, my manservant, drove me to visit his hovel. I found him in bed and used a letter opener to stab him in the head. If I had taken the time to enjoy his liver I would have neglected Desperate Housewives. This cannot be allowed.