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Sri Lanka swears in new president

by Justas (19 November 2005)

From the BBC:

As an unexpected move, the island of Sri Lanka (formerly Ceylon) has, for the first time in history, allowed its people to swear inside its new president, Hardliner Mahinda Rajapakse.

"This is a great day for democracy and the freedom of speech," said Jambahnaddir Plodonghi Wagajadabo, a leading political activist in the country, "Formerly we were hardly allowed to speak inside our president, but now suddenly we can even swear! Cockshit motherwanker raspberrysandwitch!"

"Meh," noted a random bystander, "bad pun..."