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Sri Lanka swears in new president
As an unexpected move, the island of Sri Lanka (formerly Ceylon) has, for the first time in history, allowed its people to swear inside its new president, Hardliner Mahinda Rajapakse.
"This is a great day for democracy and the freedom of speech," said Jambahnaddir Plodonghi Wagajadabo, a leading political activist in the country, "Formerly we were hardly allowed to speak inside our president, but now suddenly we can even swear! Cockshit motherwanker raspberrysandwitch!"
"Meh," noted a random bystander, "bad pun..."