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Jack Thompson threatens to sue himself

by Pstonie (20 November 2005)

Following recent threats to sue various people and institutions, Jack Thompson yesterday said in a press conference that he will not hesitate to file a lawsuit against Jack Thompson on the grounds of defamation of character. "Jack Thompson's insane ramblings have brought a black mark to my name." Thompson said yesterday.
"What a racist!" Commented Jack Thompson in defense, "you can't sue me, I'm Jack Thompson!"

Thompson later commented that he hasn't heard the last of him and reminded the audience that Janet Reno was probably a lesbian.