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by Pstonie (4 December 2005)

People going to work and people shooting their neighbour's dogs on Monday morning noticed a strange box hovering over the city of Horzflobb, Germany. "Little is known at this point," commented Jeffrey Blauharz, "but there is no doubt in my mind that this is a Box of Mystery." Chris, owner of the popular site by the same name, was unavailable for comment as he was busy shooting his neighbour's dog. In related news, some of Box of Mystery's features have also become available here.