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Man sues ABC for lost suspense

by Pstonie (8 December 2005)

A Texan man has filed a lawsuit against television network ABC for alleged inappropriate materials on the website for the hit TV show Lost. "I was shootin' me some dogs in the field so I missed mah fav'rite TV show." Tedmond Rivers (42) accuses ABC of giving away the details on the episode that he missed while away on business. "When I done read the whole thing on that there interweb site, the episode was spoiled like an old ham." ABC's legal department has not yet released any details on how they plan to deal with the situation. "Yeap, they be scared. I be waitin' for them with m'shotgun." Mr. Rivers commented.