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A holiday breakthrough for mental health

by Pstonie (22 December 2005)

A Swedish human rights group will turn their attention to Denmark this holiday season as they take action against a growing annual trend. "It's been statistically proven that every year more and more people are getting e-Mails of drunken Danes in their birthday suits." said Sven Sven.

The project, named Putting Pants On Danes, will try to prevent mental trauma in children and most adults, often caused by seeing these images. "We're not sure where to start," Mr. Sven commented, "but it's probably a good idea to start with banjos and work from there."