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African country to host new reality TV show

by Pstonie (31 January 2006)

A large television network has announced a groundbreaking new television series that will combine established themes from reality programming with world-wide news. The new television series, named Wheel of Despair, will follow the citizens of Bugundi, a small East African country that was recently purchased by the network for use in the new program.

"We've gone to great lengths to ensure a fresh and interesting viewing experience," said Andy Shütacatt on Wednesday, "we're including great new games like Minefield Time Trial, Syphilis Surprise and Beware the Rusty Spoon Cannon." There has been no word about when a pilot episode will be aired.