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Jack Thompson's magic 8-ball takes another victim
by Pstonie (11 March 2006)And I use the term 'victim' very loosely. Determining whether a piece of news on Thompson is factual or a satirical fabrication is becoming increasingly difficult. The latest bit is that he actually went to Wikipedia and vandalised his own writeup. I will not speculate exactly how far this person's sanity has slipped. It's been done before, and it probably can't be measured by conventional equipment. What I will do is submit that Thompson is, in fact, the anti-Norris. Furthermore, I believe it's possible that Jack is Chuck Norris' evil twin. Following disagreements in the womb, I think it's likely that Chuck and Jack decided to go their separate ways. Chuck went off to grow a beard and a penis, while Jack didn't.