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All the memories are too few

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Japanese crows proven more intelligent than average dane

Godzilla plays Super Mario level 1-1

Real-life teleportation invented in Ja... ...no, wait... Denmark?

Photoset: Zombie and pirate rights march

Catchy something something... in Space!

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by Pstonie (28 June 2006)

Yeah! I've been busy. Busy playing SAMP! Sometimes I don't even wait for Justas anymore. Sometimes I just go, secretly, and hope that nobody sees what a pathetic excuse for a person I've become. I'll, uh... Yeah, here's the news:

Japan's leader, Bush going to Graceland
Eeexcellent. I'm hoping that soon, Japan will be able to reverse engineer the Elvis awesomeness factor and then sell it to the people of the world.

Axl Rose Jailed For Biting A Security Guard
I guess someone got welcomed to the jungle.

Superman should satisfy purists, attract new converts
Oh, really? You think? I'm sure the makers of the movie feel pretty stupid for trying to make it inspire higher jam consumption and offend scandanavian fishermen. Shuttup, Canada!