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Senator comments on state of the net

by Pstonie (30 June 2006)

Senator Clive Jeffterson today treated press to his musings on the current state of the net. "Many times I wait very long for my internet to be delivered," commented the Mazynarc state leader, "and after 30 minutes it's free. Sometimes it's all cold by then, and I get a free Pepsi. I rarely tip the delivery boy."

The senator went on to explain the infrastructure: "The internet is like a series of ducks. Sometimes they quack a lot, and other times it's hunting season and they taste good with gravy and a white wine of sorts. Sorry, caucasian wine." This follows after a net neutrality bill was voted down in the senate. The senator concluded his statement by noting that he was hungry.