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Cartoon #1 - Boris in "Cold Tea"

by Pstonie (20 April 2004)

This first (of a couple, I'd hope) cartoon is rather short (35 seconds in total) and it does not have much in the way of a verbal punchline, so expect it to be over before it seems possible.

I bummed (read: stole) the opening screen that M-TV used for Beavis and Butt-Head. I don't imagine that I'll be using this more than once, since I don't want M-TV to send their people to break my fragile human shell.

Climbing a mountain. Why climbing a mountain? I don't know. People still think it's important that we prove our 'obviously superiour' human intelligence by redoing things over and over. All will be lost if we lose the ability to walk up large objects, apparently. The cartoon is just based there, for no apparent reason.

The persons, dialogue and accents are pretty stereotypical. The character of Boris is even based on an ancient stereotype that is assumed dead. So, you can pretty much assume that all this is based on utter nonsense, what fun.

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